Except, don’t really, because then I’d be forced to beat you to death with the sledgehammer.
I mean, if you are on the internet, you can follow me around on there. I am on the internet a lot. In fact, much longer spent here and I will BE the internet.
Twitter: Where I talk about sex, books, the apocalypse, politics, and my tits.
G+ Where I do much the same, to be honest.
Facebook: I have an official author page now. It is lonely, go follow it.